Meet the Balls
A whacky bunch of misfit pickleball personalities bouncing in and out of courts worldwide. We represent all manners of play and players. From the first timers to the old timers, the sneaky to the savage, we’re in your court.
PADDY
THE AMBASSADOR
An ode to individuality! Not just an ambassador for the sport itself, but also for the collective connections we forge, the shared experiences that bring us together and the spirit of pickleball united.
BLAZE
The SPORTY INFERNO
Behold the sizzling sensation: Unleashed turbocharged agility, unfathomable blistering speed, and an indomitable competitive fire that lights up courts, leaving stunned opponents wondering if they've just witnessed a superhero in disguise.
WHACKO
The "FAN"ATIC
Their obsession knows no bounds. Local legend of outrageous dives, audacious trick shots, and epizootic energy that leaves everyone on and off the court both bewildered and roused.
COACH
THE ENDLESS EDUCATOR
From court-side advice to post-match breakdowns, their insatiable desire to impart pickleball knowledge knows no bounds, with a watchful eye on every court leaving no player without a teachable tip.
Banger
THE WHAMM’ER SLAMM’ER
Their hits pack a mighty punch, sending the ball sailing with remarkable force. Preferring strength over finesse, they seldom leave room for subtlety, delivering shots that test their opponents' limits and patience.
LOBBER
THE AIRBORNE ACE
Behold the majestic master of mile-high shots. With a mischievous glint in their eye, they bestow opponents with celestially placed shots that evoke a symphony of both frustration and awe.
Wicked
THE MENACING MASTER
A formidable force of nature unleashing a barrage of power and precision with lightning-quick reflexes, impeccable technique, and a ferocious court presence that strikes fear into the hearts and minds of adversaries.
Legend
THE NOSTALGIC NOBLE
Carrier of classic wisdom and experience. Their mere presence on and off the court reminds us of the profound traditions and enduring values that have shaped the game and define the sport.
NOO"B"
THE PLAYFUL PRODIGY
Full of curiosity and perplexity. Their swings blend eagerness and unpredictability, beckoning them to embrace tradition, enjoy camaraderie, offer heartfelt apologies, and keep the ever-burning question, “whose serve, is it?" alive.
JOY
THE CHEERFUL CHAMP
A relentless force of pickleball-induced euphoria! With a grin that could outshine the sun and a positively charged aura, they effortlessly ignite joy, squash negativity, and turn frowns upside down.
Buzzie
THE GURU-OF-GAB
Confidently orchestrates players on the court with eloquent instructions, occasionally leading them astray. As the confetti of conversation ensues a deep sense of camaraderie thrives under their skillful, albeit occasionally fallible, guidance.
SWALLZ
THE SWEATY SWATTER
Their indomitable spirit and a whirlwind of unyielding determination, leaves competitors breathless and themselves questioning their own stamina - within their unassuming demeanor lies a mastermind who defies expectations of rivals.