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  • "Classic" banger!

    "Bought the Banger hat for my partner. He pretended to be offended. Then wore it proudly the next day. Classic."

  • "They're just... Us."

    "I swear I know a Whacko, live with a Legend, and am a Buzzie."

  • “We DinkyBall’d the crew.”

    "Then realized we have two Coaches and zero Joys. Explains a lot." 🤷‍♂️

  • “I’m a Joy with issues.”

    "Missed a few easy shots. Said a few F-bombs under my breath and then high-fived everyone. Let's just chalk it up to growth."

  • “Coach won’t stop coaching.”

    "Since getting the hat, he thinks he’s running a clinic. During games. You know what I mean."

  • “My league calls me Legend.”

    "Not ‘cause I’m the best. Just the oldest. Still counts. Ya’ know?"

  • “Blaze wore his hat.”

    "He won three straight. Took it off. Said he was tired. Then played again. Legend in the making."

  • “We call her ‘The Banger.’”

    "She’s 72. Hits like a truck. Doesn’t apologize. Kind of a "Banger-Legend if you ask me. JS"

  • “Our daughter picked Buzzie.”

    "She doesn’t even play. But she said, ‘This one talks a lot and likes attention.’ Not wrong. "😅

  • “Gave Joy to my partner.”

    "Now she high-fives everyone. Opponents, players on the other court (and refs)... Honestly? I love it. DinkyBalls rocks!"

  • “Group chat voted, Whacko.”

    "No arguments. No debate. True story. And now I’ve got the hat to prove it. Ya’ know?

  • “He thinks he’s Coach.”

    "But he hasn’t won a game in a week. We let him wear the hat anyway. Ya' know, what Joy would do." 😂

  • “We’re basically a sitcom cast.”

    "Our crew is one of each. Chaos on the court, laughs in the parking lot. You either get it, or ya’ don’t."

which ones are you?

Paddy

THE AMBASSADOR

An ode to belonging. More than a player, Paddy embodies the spirit of pickleball, celebrating individuality, lifting others up, and turning every match into a shared story of connection.

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Banger

THE WHAMM’ER SLAMM’ER

Brings fearless power to the court. Their shots fly fast, their strength undeniable. Proof that pickleball isn’t one-size-fits-all, Banger reminds us there’s beauty in every style: finesse and firepower alike.

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LOBBER

THE AIRBORNE ACE

Sees the game from above. Their mile-high shots evoke a symphony of both frustration and awe, turning rallies upside down. With a playful grin, Lobber reminds us pickleball should always keep you guessing.

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Legend

THE NOSTALGIC NOBLE

Carries wisdom and experience with every step. Their presence reminds us of pickleball’s roots: the traditions, values, and timeless spirit that continue to shape the game and connect generations on and off the court.

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COACH

THE ENDLESS EDUCATOR

Always has a tip, whether you ask for it or not. From sideline pointers to post-match lessons, their passion is teaching. With patience and persistence, Coach reminds us we’re all still learning.

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JOY

THE CHEERFUL CHAMP

Plays with a grin that outshines the sun. Their joyful energy is endlessly contagious, turning frowns upside down, lifting spirits high, and reminding us that pickleball is at its very best when it’s pure fun.

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SWALLZ

THE SWEATY SWATTER

Their indomitable spirit and whirlwind of determination leave competitors breathless and questioning their stamina. Within their unassuming demeanor lies a mastermind who defies the expectations of rivals.

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WHACKO

The "FAN"ATIC

Their obsession knows no bounds, speaking in dinks, ATPs, and body shots. Whacko lives and breathes the game, from gear and tournaments to wild strategies and every shot, from a sneaky falafel to a daring Erne.

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BLAZE

The SPORTY INFERNO

Behold the sizzling sensation. Blaze brings turbocharged agility, blistering speed, and an indomitable fire that lights up every court, leaving opponents wondering if they’ve just faced a pickleball superhero in disguise.

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Wicked

THE MENACING MASTER

A formidable force of nature unleashing a barrage of power and precision with lightning-quick reflexes, impeccable technique, and a ferocious court presence that strikes fear into the hearts and minds of adversaries.

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NOO"B"

THE PLAYFUL PRODIGY

Full of curiosity and perplexity. Their swings blend eagerness and unpredictability, beckoning them to embrace tradition, enjoy camaraderie, and keep the ever-burning question, ‘whose serve, is it?’ alive.

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Buzzie

THE GURU-OF-GAB

Confidently orchestrates players on the court with eloquent instructions, occasionally leading them astray. As the conversation ensues, a deep sense of camaraderie thrives under their skillful, albeit fallible, guidance.

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